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Tommy Zarzecki  is unabashedly unafraid. Unafraid to piss you off. Unafraid to offend you. Unafraid to use words that make you cringe. Unafraid to stand up and fight for what he believes in. Unafraid to make you uncomfortable. But mostly, he is unafraid to make you laugh. 

He also knows that regardless of what men have become and what women believe themselves to be, that neither of them have a clue about how to deal with each other even after thousands of years of trying. Clueless and pitiful – that’s what we are. Tommy takes on that issue & makes it hilarious.

zman's book - honey, does this make me look fat?

Man's Survival Guide to Co-Exising with Creatures of the Opposite Sex 

Tommy Zman's Book

The male / female relationship will forever be a most painful enigma because trying to understand what women want is like attempting to unravel a Rubik's cube in a fucking shark cage. We’re just hard wired so damned differently. Men act on their primal physical instincts, make quick decisions then move on. Women are ruled by their emotions turning an ordinary mundane bump in the road into a mind-numbing, drama filled detour through the depths of hell as we guys get dragged along thru every single agonizing flaming turn.

This One-of-a-kind Survival Guide full of tactical strategies was created to help you coexist with those creatures of the opposite sex while hopefully making you laugh your cojones off along the way.

And who better to write this crucial piece of literature than than a humorist who some how managed to survive over 3 decades of marriage to the same woman. I can honestly say that without my twisted testosterone infused sense of humor, I wouldn't be alive today.​ ~ Tommy Zman

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